| What is "out of bounds" ? An exhausted kangaroo ! |
| What is the most slippery country in the world ? Greece ! |
| What might you eat in Paris ? The trifle tower ! |
| If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five ? Nine ! |
| Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson, he brought the house down ! |
| What kind of fish can't swim ? Dead ones ! |
| What do golfers use in China ? China tees ! |
| What is the strongest bird ? A crane ! |
| What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea ? It gets wet ! |
| What do Scotsmen eat ? Tart'n'pie ! |
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| Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over ! |
| Who invented fractions ? Henry the 1/8 ! |
| What does "Minimum" mean ? A very small mother ! |
| What does "Maximum" mean ? A very big mother ! |
| What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles ! |
| What sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? A kipper ! |
| What's the nearest thing to silver ? The Lone Ranger's bottom ! |
| Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ? Because the poor have nothing worth taking ! |
| What kind of biscuit would you find at the south pole ? A penguin ! |
| What is a skeleton ? Bones, with the person off ! |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I'll get the fly spray ! |
| Waiter, could I have the steak please With pleaseure sir. No with fries please ! |
| Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by ! |
| Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! Oh no, who will look after his family ! |
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir ! |
| Waiter, there is fly in my soup ! Don't worry madam, go ahead and eat it, there are plenty more ! |
| Waiter, there is a dead fly swimming in my soup ! Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim ! |
| Waiter, there are two flies in my soup ! That's alright sir, have the extra one on me ! |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean ! |
| Waiter, there is a slug in my salad ! Shhh, or everyone will want one ! |
Waiter, whats this spider doing in my alphabet soup!
Probably trying to read sir !
Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup !
Sorry sir, we're out of flies today !
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them !
Waiter, there is a fly in the butter !
Yes sir, it's a butterfly!
Waiter, there is fly in my soup !
Don't worry I'll call the animal sanctuary !
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !
Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !
Waiter, what is this spider doing in my soup !
Drowning by the look of it sir !
Waiter, there is a spider in my salad !
Yes sir, the chef is using Webb lettuce today!
Probably trying to read sir !
Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup !
Sorry sir, we're out of flies today !
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them !
Waiter, there is a fly in the butter !
Yes sir, it's a butterfly!
Waiter, there is fly in my soup !
Don't worry I'll call the animal sanctuary !
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !
Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me !
Waiter, what is this spider doing in my soup !
Drowning by the look of it sir !
Waiter, there is a spider in my salad !
Yes sir, the chef is using Webb lettuce today!
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| Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ? |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it! |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor ! |
| Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich ! |
| Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them ! |
| Waiter, there is a dead fly on my steak ! I don't know sir, perhaps it died after tasting it ! |
| Waiter, there is a spider on my plate, send me the manager ! That's no good, he's scared of them too ! |
| Waiter, do you serve snails ! Sit down, sir, we serve anyone ! |
| Waiter, do you have frogs legs ! Yes sir Well hop off into the kitchen and bring my meal then please ! |
| Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen ! |
Waiter, this soup tastes funny !
Then why aren't you laughing ?
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ?
It looks like it's learning to swim sir
Waiter, there is a small slug in this lettuce
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one ?
Waiter, do you have frogs legs ?
No sir, I've always walked like this.
Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ?
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !
Waiter, this coffee is terrible, it tastes like earth !
Yes sir, it was ground yesterday !
Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy
How about a crocodile sandwich sir !
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
No, madam I wiped it off !
Waiter, this egg is bad
Don't blame me sir, I only laid the table !
Then why aren't you laughing ?
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ?
It looks like it's learning to swim sir
Waiter, there is a small slug in this lettuce
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one ?
Waiter, do you have frogs legs ?
No sir, I've always walked like this.
Waiter, there's a caterpillar on my salad
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ?
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !
Waiter, this coffee is terrible, it tastes like earth !
Yes sir, it was ground yesterday !
Waiter, bring me something to eat and make it snappy
How about a crocodile sandwich sir !
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
No, madam I wiped it off !
Waiter, this egg is bad
Don't blame me sir, I only laid the table !
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