Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Who invented fractions ? Henry the 1/8 !

What does "Minimum" mean ? A very small mother !

What does "Maximum" mean ? A very big mother !

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !

What sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? A kipper !

What's the nearest thing to silver ? The Lone Ranger's bottom !

Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ? Because the poor have nothing worth taking !

What kind of biscuit would you find at the south pole ? A penguin !

What is a skeleton ? Bones, with the person off !